>> ... Oh, no,... Captain Peacock. -- Front Page Story, "Would you like to tell the judges your name and what planet you come from?" Mr Wilberforce Claybourne Humphries , sales assistant, later senior assistant in menswear. It's the masked stranger. '...She always says it when me dad blows his nose on the tablecloth." They are sometimes, you know. You're making a mockery of the whole thing!" I don't like rough things next to my skin." -- Wedding Bells, "Pick the honeymoon suite on the ground floor. "I don't like the colour of your moustache, but I'm learning to live with it." Strong Stuff This Insurance. Alternatively, I will study under Uri Geller, and improve my mental concentration to the point that I can move it by mental tepephathy, and if I do, you mustn't shout at me, because if you do, I shall lack concentration, and it'll probably drop right on your head." behind him, saying: "I've done an awful lot of things since then and I did an awful lot of things before then. -- Mrs. Slocombe Expects, "What would we do without you at the helm, sir?" Share. -- The Apartment, "I was known as Gruesome Goldberg, the Gulders Green Gorilla." Mr Wilberforce Claybourne Humphries , sales assistant, later senior assistant in menswear. "I'm getting a lot of air but very little authority." -- The Night Club, "One jelly with cream on top!" -- Fifty Years On, "Yes, your highness. -- Takeover, " 'I, Ernest Grainger, being of sound mind'...that wasn't true, for a start...'having given the best years of my life to your store, regretfully have to tell you that you're a miserable old boot!' -- No Sale, "I shan't share my confidences with you if you're going to mock me." As part of the fire training, the shop floor staff are shown how to carry out a fireman's lift. Mr. Rumbold forcing him into the lift, pressing the down button, the doors closing forever on that tear-stained, wrinkled old face as it disappears forever into the bargain basement. Playing Sick: Mr Lucas tries to fake being sick so he can meet a woman coming down from Oop North. -- The Junior, "If your brains was dynamite, you still wouldn't have enough to blow your ears off." I woke up at Queensway to find a sergeant major in the Royal Engineers tryin' to take my fuse out." Mr. Goldberg, who blackmails Peacock into approving him to be hired to replace Mr. Tebbs, confirms that Peacock served in North Africa but seems to prove that Peacock's real rank was corporal. Now get back behind your counter." -- Anything You Can Do, "Captain Peacock, would you mind Bisselling in another direction?" - Top Hat and Tails. Directed by David Croft. Do you know who this is, Mr. Grace? Jumping on pieces of paper doesn't sound very serious to me. -- The Club. -- Mrs. Slocombe Expects, "I haven't been getting it for years." "That was a memorable day. The actor was best known for his role as ladies' man Mr Lucas in the 1970s BBC sitcom set in a department store but he also worked in the theatre. -- Closed Circuit, "We seem to have traveled from the grotesque to the bizarre." -- His and Hers. Slocombe." Mr. Humphries: "She wants to remove my shirt and put a bra there instead." -- Sit Out, "I think you must have something wrong with your camera--I look all fat." -- No Sale, "I thought it was a bit cheeky, mind, the way you told that Arab that you thought they were Jewish umbrellas." Mr. Beverley Harman: What do you want - India Tea powder, or China Tea Powder?. was launched as a 1972 episode in the BBC's Comedy Playhouse slot, before it … -- The Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe. -- Is It Catching? "Mrs. Slocombe, does this mean that we're going to lose you?" 1. -- The Hero. -- The Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe, "Now, I've got my dander up, so just watch it!" -- Front Page Story, "The last time I had a box at Covent Garden, I had a box on me head full of cauliflower." -- The Junior, "Are you working at an award for fighting inflation?" That's nice, we're friends again." -- German Week, "You young salesmen just don't know how not to sell clothes." -- New Look, "There's no need to lie to me--I work here." -- The Punch and Judy Affair, "You are not a funny policeman! -- Takeover, "One more insult from that man and these clothes are coming off!" -- A Personal Problem, "At his age, he's lucky to have a sense of anything." No, I don't owe him any money...I don't owe him anything. One flight of stairs and he won't be able to get his breath back 'til after breakfast." In fact, Little Boy Blue is seriously contemplatin' on handin' in his horn." 34:24. -- Shedding the Load, "I've got it! Wherein Mr. Lucas has a dilemma and there is an almost normal day at Grace Brothers. Mr Humphries' colleagues and 'best friends' (although he denied this) were Mr Lucas and Mr Spooner. Mr. Humphries: Gets more informal every minute.-Mr. Humphries 24332. Old men get a bit short-tempered at times. Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. What do you mean there's someone coming up the garden path in a kilt? -- Do You Take This Man? - Pilot -- The Agent. With Mollie Sugden, John Inman, Frank Thornton, Wendy Richard. If I can't find a tin-opener, it's going to be a nail and a hammer and two holes in a can of vegetable soup with straws for everybody to suck it up with!" (1977) and The Tomorrow People (1973). "I tell you what I'll do...I'll save up and buy a hot-air balloon, then I can float it across the floor untouched by human hands. -- Fifty Years On, "I shall get very cross in a minute." Kadrisiyavus1903. -- The Junior, "Well, we don't want people like that working here." "Mrs. Slocombe, I think I speak for all of us when I say that the sight of you in that doesn't exactly send the blood surging like fire through my veins." Created by Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft. -- Roots? -- Big Brother, (While helping Mr. Lucas getting a customer out of a sweater) "I wonder who's going to get the novelty?" -- Takeover, "Don't you answer me back or you'll get my dander up!" -- Mrs. Slocombe, Senior Person, "Do you know, he saved my life when I damaged my equipment on a stalagmite." Send. "Here we have some stimulated grass...." -- Memories are Made of This, "Blimey! Oh...Mr. Grace! Trevor Bannister, Are You Being Served's Mr Lucas, dies aged 76 This article is more than 9 years old Actor who made West End debut in 1960 and had … Meet me outside at 5:30 and we'll get it together." Browse more character quotes from Are You Being Served? Mr. Lucas serves as a representation of the fresh, current thinking in society against the stale, old-fashioned thinking that permeates Grace Brothers. "And darkness shall reign over the whole of the land until our demands are met." More information Ms Slocombe Mr Lucas -- The Apartment, "I was clearing out our attic at home the other day and I found this old calendar called 'The Week Of Love'. Hurricane of Excuses: For being late to work. -- The Apartment, "Mrs. Slocombe, I've never done anything as nature intended." ... My pussy got soakin' wet. 10 Mr. Lucas Ever-the-Junior of the Men's Department, Mr. Lucas started out as a slacker who was routinely late, failed to make any sales headway, and attracted the wrong kind of attention from his superiors. Have a nice nosh." "Well, put mine in the oven...well, if it's a salad, what's all the fuss about?" -- Is It Catching? -- The Old Order Changes (see Miss Brahms' retort below), "What, him? "If you ask me, you're up to your neck in it." -- The Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe, "I'd like to state here and now that I'm being victimized for my opinions." Mr. Dick Lucas Quotes in Are You Being Served? -- New Look (see Miss Brahms' response below), "Men's wear--no, this is not Mr. Australian edition. Next please.'" -- His and Hers, "You're lucky to have me at all, Captain Peacock. Mr. Humphries [to Mrs. Slocombe] Well, I used to have these funny turns, you see. Lucas." -- It Pays to Advertise. Quotes. -- Closed Circuit, "Hers (her face) is more than lived-in, it's got squatters." -- Dear Sexy Knickers, "The sheer excitement of an announcement by Mr. Rumbold is sending the blood pounding through my temples already." Whatever you do, don't open the door unless it's a young policeman carrying a rolled umbrella. Directed by David Croft. -- Oh What a Tangled Web, "If one were drowning, Mr. Rumbold would be the first to hold out an electric cow prod." Mr. Lucas/Mr. - Yes... (as a reply to any question beginning with 'Why?') Share the best GIFs now >>> Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries: [the last nun in the line, moving away from the others] Peace be with you, sisters! -- Mrs. Slocombe, Senior Person, "Wild horses couldn't drag the information from me...but I will point." ... An unusual excuse for being late: "The central heating broke down and I had to hold my pussy in front of it. he says. Trevor Bannister (as Mr. Lucas), Mollie Sugden (as Mrs. Slocombe), Frank Thornton (as Captain Peacock), Arthur Brough (as Mr. Grainger), John Inman (as Mr. Humphries), Wendy Richard (as Miss Brahms), and Nicholas Smith (as Mr. Rumbold). Quotes without episode titles are used multiple times throughout the series. "A remarkable garment indeed." With Mollie Sugden, Trevor Bannister, Frank Thornton, John Inman. -- Is It Catching? Now, if this was Star Trek, I would put it on the transporter beam in the cellar, it'd dissolve in a lot of lights, and reappear up here." -- His and Hers, "A glass of water for Mr. Grainger...and a tranquilizer for Mr. -- Front Page Story, "Oh, he spoke! -- Goodbye, Mr. Grainger, "Stop him, Captain Peacock! Captain Peacock, Mr. Humphries, Mrs. Slocombe, Miss Brahms, & Mr. Rumbold. Mr Humphries' colleagues and 'best friends' (although he denied this) were Mr Lucas and Mr … -- It Pays to Advertise, "For what you are about to receive, may you be truly grateful." The department staff all fear catching a cold. -- German Week (see Mr. Lucas' response below), "Do you know, I think this hat's too tight...it's making me feel quite giddy." ... Mr. Lucas: "You should stop answering the door in a tiara." Mrs Slocombe: (looking in the box) Oh! -- The Punch and Judy Affair. It wasn't quite dark enough so I stuck me head in the oven for five minutes on regulo two." -- Mrs. Slocombe Expects, "Well, I'm not too keen on your nicking my knockers!" But if you can't manage a smile, a little unsolicited gratuity. -- The Punch and Judy Affair, "Let's say we're a typical married couple coming into the store. Of course, if I've got visitors coming, I do something special." -- No Sale, "One has to take one's wife out occasionally for an airing." -- Closed Circuit, "They do fantasize at that age, don't they?" -- Do You Take This Man? "Oh, I see...workers not allowed to have a sense of humour, hey? -- The Club, "When we take over, you'll be the first to go, you know that, don't you?" I bet he's fair worn out with gettin' up early and standing in the frozen snow. -- Oh What a Tangled Web, "The face eludes me but I recognize the walk." -- The Punch and Judy Affair. -- Strong Stuff, This Insurance, "I can just picture it--brought down by a flying tackle as I take my teddy to the bathroom." Ooh! What do you mean... Mrs. Slocombe. -- Wedding Bells, "One of them stayed for sherry and showed me how his handcuffs worked." But if they do, they have to do it very, very nicely... ....all right, you mob, come in." He died on April 14, 2011 in Thames Ditton, Surrey, England. Mr. Humphries (smiling): "You've been there early, haven't you?" -- Happy Returns, "No, quite right, an assassination attempt deserves a sack." -- Anything You Can Do, "But as the food is up to cordon bleu and above you got to order early then the chef knows what tins to open." -- The Punch and Judy Affair, "It's not a question of not liking it, it's just a question of not yet!" -- Is It Catching? However, later when Mr. Rumbold is talking to Mr. Grace about the sudden drop in sales, he says they are "still 20 pounds short" of the previous Monday. -- Mrs. Slocombe, Senior Person, "There's a mouse around my drawers!" -- Anything You Can Do, "He's all lip and let's have a look at your knockers, that snooty one's all mouth and trousers, and as for her, she's just dead common." Here are 10 things you don't know about the cast of this saucy classic. Mr. Beverley Harman: The actual packet!Look, there's not point being fussy [rips a packet open and pours the powder into the cup of hot water on Rumbold's desk] Mr. Beverley Harman: Here, have the Indian! -- No Sale, "No, I've been hitchhiking dressed as a sailor." My pussy got soakin' wet. -- Do You Take This Man? Are you being served… I suppose you'll have your lips in a sling for the rest of the week now." "Mr. Humphries, why are you different than the others?" -- Closed Circuit, "I hung on to this lamp-post and we sang songs to keep us warm." -- Mrs. Slocombe Expects, "I wish I could afford that." -- Roots? Mr. Dick Lucas: Hey, you see the one at the back - I seem to recognise the walk! -- The Old Order Changes (see Mrs. Slocombe's preceding comment), "They're getting very thorough in display, aren't they?" -- Shedding the Load, "Shut up, I'm on your side." Are you being served… Mr. Lucas: (approaching the box eagerly, hands outstretched to take it from her) Well, come on, let's have a look at it, then! Mr Humphries (John Inman) (also appeared in Grace and Favour and Are You Being Served? -- Is It Catching? -- The Club. -- Fifty Years On, "Assistant thirteen speaking--unlucky for some." -- The Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe, (To Mr. Humphries) "Last night I dreamt you were Squirrel Nutkin." 'Captain Peacock's nothing but a nitpicking old busybody, and Mrs. Slocombe is a frustrated old cow. -- Is it Catching? -- Strong Stuff, This Insurance, "I am the fairy queen, and now I must retire. He was married to Pam Carson and Kathleen Cravos. -- Anything You Can Do, "He was so angry, he forgot he was detached." Not now that I'm doing the lace mats." Should I grovel off, or back away respectively?" -- Founder's Day, "It is my experience after thirty years in the distributive trade, that customers place more trust in an honest prune than in someone desperately trying to look like Donny Osmond! -- The Hero, "Captain Peacock wears a dinner jacket, you know--Lady Peacock sails down the stairs in her tiara--'Fancy a sherry before we have the baked beans on toast?' "I can hardly feel anything anywhere." (1977), Mr. Humphries waltzes into the airport in a pink outfit, Watching Mr Lucas trying to stuff a sandwich into his jacket pocket, the last nun in the line, moving away from the others. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Are You Being Served animated GIFs to your conversations. -- Camping In, "I have never seen so much crawling since the last time I was at the reptile house in the zoo." 3. "He … -- Anything You Can Do, "We could run the canteen better than what they does do. -- Happy Returns, "Get on to your friend at the Tailor and Cutter, Mr. Humphries, and insert an advertisement. -- Mrs. Slocombe Expects, "It would be a catastrophe!" It's dropped down!" -- The Junior, "Await your orders? The misadventures of the staff of a retail floor of a major department store. -- Wedding Bells, "I can tell you exactly what you'd see--tea for two, a silly old muffin and a tired, old bit of crumpet." (1972 - 1985) Description; Intros (0) Credits (0) Youtube Videos (1) Covers (1) Quotes (34) Comments (20) Edit Title; Edit Debut Date; Edit End Date; Change Logs; Are You Being Served? (1977) Share. -- The Agent, "I must get back to it, whatever it is." I'm very busy...go and boil your head." ", "I couldn't help overhearin' your conversation, seein' as how I've been listenin' to every word. May I take your order? "I always go to the club on Tuesday evening-----no, no, no...the strip club." Mr James 'Dick' Lucas was portrayed by Trevor Bannister between 1972 and 1979. --, "She looks as if she's got a permanent smell under her nose." Mrs. Axelby had to put me to bed." "So it's all coming out now, is it?" I'll bet that came as a bit of a strain to you. -- The Old Order Changes, "The word versatile has been applied to me before." 'No, I think I'll wait and have one with the cocoa.'" "Mrs. Slocombe, you do have a way with words." Take my body but leave my jewels alone." The flamboyant Mr. Humphries, cutie cockney Miss Brahms, bumbling womanizer Mr. Lucas, and totally over-the-top Mrs. Slocombe bring the battle of the sexes to the front lines of comedy. Here are 10 things you don't know about the cast of this saucy classic. "It's excitin', isn't it! He put it under his tongue, but swallows it after Captain Peacock tells him to speak more clearly. -- The Apartment, "As a matter of fact, I was asking myself that...and I told myself that it was none of my business." Share. -- Do You Take This Man? In the episode entitled "Fire Practice", Mr. Lucas states that Captain Peacock served "out East" during the war, which Captain Peacock acknowledges. (1972), Are You Being Served? Are You Being Served - S1/E5 'Diamonds Are A Mans Best Friend' John Inman, Wendy Richard, Molly Sugden. -- Strong Stuff, This Insurance, "Me alarm's working." The flamboyant Mr. Humphries, cutie cockney Miss Brahms, bumbling womanizer Mr. Lucas, and totally over-the-top Mrs. Slocombe bring the battle of the sexes to the front lines of comedy. Jan 16, 2015 - Are You Being Served? Are You Being Served? The arch-villainess is unmasked at last!" -- Sit Out, "I think Mr. Humphries may have put his finger on it." It's makin' you frown. Dear Sexy Knickers is the second episode of Are You Being Served's first series, and second episode overall, which was broadcast on 21 March 1973.. Summary [edit | edit source]. -- The Old Order Changes, "What a pitiful sight it's going to be, isn't it? : Mr. Humphries (referring to Miss Brahms): "She's got a nerve!" -- The Apartment, "When a man's got a boil on his bum, he'd better belt up!" -- Oh What a Tangled Web, "I just bare my soul and reveal everything...then run like hell." Lucas." Humphries!" Trevor Bannister (as Mr. Lucas), Mollie Sugden (as Mrs. Slocombe), Frank Thornton (as Captain Peacock), Arthur Brough (as Mr. Grainger), John Inman (as Mr. Humphries), Wendy Richard (as Miss Brahms), and Nicholas Smith (as Mr. Rumbold). -- It Pays to Advertise, "If anything is to be located in my cleavage, I'll do the locating.... Ooh! Your favorite quotes from Mr. Lucas. Sort: Relevant Newest # santa claus # are you being served # john inman # grace brothers # mr. humphries # dance # areyoubeingserved # mrsclocombe # are # are you being served? # mrs. slocombe # captain peacock # mr. humphries # season 2 # robot # adult swim # … Search, discover and share your favorite Are You Being Served GIFs. Lucas?" -- Anything You Can Do, "Mr. Rumbold just can't see anybody nilly-willy." -- New Look, "You have such exciting knees." With Mollie Sugden, Trevor Bannister, Frank Thornton, John Inman. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. -- The Punch and Judy Affair, "I'm a funny policeman." -- German Week, (Responding to Mr. Lucas' comment about chastity belts above) "Don't worry, I'll be back into it as soon as you got home." Mr. Humphries (smiling): "You've been there early, haven't you?" -- Anything You Can Do, "She's had a lot of experience in the kitchen, only very little of it to do with cooking." -- Do You Take This Man? --. are you being served 95242 GIFs. -- Wedding Bells, "Pick a big one, darlin'." We've been married for ten years, we know what we want, but we don't know where to find it." He was an actor, known for Are You Being Served? I've got it! Mr Humphries & Mr Lucas Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries: [the last nun in the line, moving away from the others] Peace be with you, sisters!-- Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries -- Do You Take This Man? "People aren't so keen to creep up behind you if they think you're looking over your shoulder." If I tell 'em to come in, that's a fractured protocol. -- New Look, "We women can speak just as well as what you men can." -- Mrs. Slocombe Expects, "It's bunged up with sentiment." Trevor Bannister, Are You Being Served's Mr Lucas, dies aged 76 This article is more than 9 years old Actor who made West End debut in 1960 and had … Mr. Dick Lucas Quotes: Mr. Dick Lucas: [Mr. Humphries waltzes into the airport in a pink outfit] Oh blimey, it's the sugar plum fairy! By then, he had firmly put Are You Being Served? "If we're going to kiss it, we ought to know what it is." Mr. Dick Lucas: I hope you remember that when the time comes! Trevor Bannister was born on August 14, 1934 in Durrington, Wiltshire, England as Trevor Gordon Bannister. -- Mrs. Slocombe Expects, "I can't tell 'em to come in--I mean, I'm subservient! Next Character. -- The Hero, "He's the one that runs about in shorts, telling you how the world began. And as for Mr. Humphries...' oh, dear, I did go too far." -- Takeover, "Mr. Humphries, it would help if you turned the same way as Mr. S05 E03 & E05 and any other missing episodes of Are you being served will be uploaded on our Vimeo Channel..... https://vimeo.com/user83614829 Archbishop Halitosis!" -- Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries . -- Strong Stuff, This Insurance, (Answering the phone) "Ladies' intimate apparel...I said, Ladies' intimate apparel...oh, all right then, knickers and knocker-covers!" Now we're getting down to the gritty-nitty." "White trashhh"- The Bliss Girl. One of my favorites is in the Canteen from the eppy 'The Hand of Fate' when Mr. Humphries reads Mrs. Slocombes future. -- Strong Stuff, This Insurance, "I thought they were blue to match her varicose veins." -- Lost & Found, "Too late, I've accepted." It's just what I've always wanted! Meet me outside at five-thirty and we'll get it together."] -- The Punch and Judy Affair. Miss Brahms: (leaning aside to peek in) Lovely, innit! Language: English Words: 629 Chapters: 1/1 … -- The Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe, "Old bat seeks comfortable tree to hang in." -- Shedding the Load, "...I wanted to take my wife back to her birthplace in Wales, for old times' sake, to Bangor." has been left out of the remake over claims he was “too lecherous”. -- Strong Stuff, This Insurance, "I'll sleep in the bath--after twenty-five years, one gets the knack." -- Oh What a Tangled Web, "I should like to make it perfectly clear that I pursued everybody with my blowtickler." Let me say farewell to my trousers!'" -- A Change is as Good as a Rest, "Very realistic, isn't it?" Are You Being Served? -- Mrs. Slocombe Expects, "Mr. Lucas, at Grace Brothers, we do not con the mugs." -- Wedding Bells, "I had no idea Mrs. Slocombe's underwear was causing so much friction." "I now pronounce you manos and wifos." Mr. Lucas : I don't know. -- Closed Circuit. "In my experience, it's very difficult to find something that costs nothing that nobody else does that makes you happy." -- The Old Order Changes, "Hit 'im with the tape, Clay!" ", "There is only one person what can tell me to get out of this office, and until that person tells me to get out of this office, in this office, I shall stay." I had to dry it out in front of the fire before I left." However, later when Mr. Rumbold is talking to Mr. Grace about the sudden drop in sales, he says they are "still 20 pounds short" of the previous Monday. Are You Being Served - S 1 E 6 - Diamonds Are a Man's Best Friend. from 1972 to 1979, and for his role as Toby Mulberry Smith in the long-running sitcom Last of the Summer Wine, from 2003 until it ended its run in 2010. 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-- Do You Take This Man? Mrs. Tebbs got drunk." And if you keep frownin', you're gonna look older and older. -- Forward Mr. Grainger, "It must be awful for you, to keep tellin' me off like that. -- The Hero, "I was known as 'Hugger' Humphries." Send. She says I make the milk go sour." -- Front Page Story. 'Don't let 'em have my tape measure! I don't even understand it! "It's not my birthday, it's yours, you silly old fool." Among other things, he tries the trick of sticking soap in his mouth (to cause foam). Mr Humphries & Mr Lucas Playing Sick: Mr Lucas tries to fake being sick so he can meet a woman coming down from Oop North. -- Cold Comfort, "It's either cold and interesting...or warm and safe in these." -- It Pays to Advertise, "Mrs. Slocombe wouldn't be allowed in the club without her drawers." I've always felt Mr. Lucas had a bunch of hilarious one-liners. -- Monkey Business, "Give us the money, Jug Ears, or else!" -- Mrs. Slocombe Expects, "I shall work until I drop." Tweet +1. I keep forgettin' how lowly I am." "She started out getting a quote for champagne and smoked salmon, and now she's working on meat paste and brown ale." -- The Junior, "Me? -- Calling All Customers, "I'm sorry, Captain Peacock. -- Fifty Years On, "I vote we give her a cyanide tablet. Mr Lucas began as the junior menswear member of staff when Are You Being Served? -- Strong Stuff, This Insurance, "About time he was deflowered." ... No, I don't owe him any money...I don't owe him anything. -- Goodbye, Mr. Grainger, "I really am on the ball, aren't I?" Who is that? -- The Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe, "Mr. Humphries, your whole lifestyle never ceases to amaze me." Anyway, I came over all dizzy. "I don't do needlepoint! -- German Week, "It's a wonder I'm here at all. -- Forward Mr. Grainger, "Oh my word, doesn't the year fly quickly. Mr. Grainger: Write it? I would away, but no one's pulled my wire."-. Are You Being … Now, a blue-collar worker can ask a white-collar worker, but on the other hand, a white-collar worker can tell a blue-collar worker. -- The Punch and Judy Affair. -- Anything You Can Do, "Sprouts." Born Trevor Gordon … Just the primary stars. You're all talk with your trousers on, but now you're losin' your buckle." -- The Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe, (Again to Humphries after he claims not to have a log fire) "Haven't you? [Peacock reads a note thrown by Lucas to Brahms, saying: "Dear Sexy Knickers: I don't half fancy you. Australian edition. -- Takeover, "He was thoroughly obstropulous to me last week." ", "Mrs. Slocombe is already displaying far too much underwear." I'll phone you before I leave here. star Trevor Bannister has died aged 76, his brother has confirmed. Oh, no, I'd never marry him. https://areyoubeingserved.fandom.com/wiki/Are_You_Being_Served%3F_Quotes?oldid=6489. -- Fifty Years On, "I did too well, didn't I?" -- Fifty Years On, (Mr Rumbold has demanded an explanation for the staff being late for an early morning meeting) "We've been stood outside for 20 minutes because some stupid twit didn't tell Security we was coming in!" -- It Pays to Advertise, "You're full of old world charm today." But I can reveal that one of the main characters from Are You Being Served? She don't look her best first thing in the mornin'. -- His and Hers, "Oh! -- Wedding Bells and Do You Take This Man? -- Monkey Business, "I'll have you know I'm perfectly sober. Mr. Lucas: "What's the matter now?" -- Is It Catching? -- Heir Apparent, "Have you seen me walk?" Wanted: crabby old bag to be in charge of Ladies' Intimate Apparel, age indeterminate." Mr. Lucas: (approaching the box eagerly, hands outstretched to take it from her) Well, come on, let's have a look at it, then! The ringleader? -- Mrs. Slocombe Expects, "See you around, Baldy!" What are your qualifications? "Cheeky monkey!" Sep 20, 2013 - Are you being served? Come to think of it, she don't look so hot last thing at night, either." Are You Being Served? He put it under his tongue, but swallows it after Captain Peacock tells him to speak more clearly. You will well past middle-age." -- Mrs. Slocombe Expects, "This is absolutely top-secret." "Blimey! [quote]No not all the cast. You'll find these quotes repeated on each episode's page. -- Sweet Smell of Success, "Actually, I'm a don't know...but I'm with you." Sort: Relevant Newest # santa claus # are you being served # john inman # grace brothers # mr. humphries # dance # areyoubeingserved # mrsclocombe # are # are you being served? It was frozen solid." You don't give me orders--I mean, if you want anything, you make a request, preferably with a smile lurking somewhere around your lips. -- Anything You Can Do, "You've got a one-track mind, you have--a dirt track." Share the best GIFs now >>> ... Oh, no,... Captain Peacock. -- Front Page Story, "Would you like to tell the judges your name and what planet you come from?" Mr Wilberforce Claybourne Humphries , sales assistant, later senior assistant in menswear. It's the masked stranger. '...She always says it when me dad blows his nose on the tablecloth." They are sometimes, you know. You're making a mockery of the whole thing!" I don't like rough things next to my skin." -- Wedding Bells, "Pick the honeymoon suite on the ground floor. "I don't like the colour of your moustache, but I'm learning to live with it." Strong Stuff This Insurance. Alternatively, I will study under Uri Geller, and improve my mental concentration to the point that I can move it by mental tepephathy, and if I do, you mustn't shout at me, because if you do, I shall lack concentration, and it'll probably drop right on your head." behind him, saying: "I've done an awful lot of things since then and I did an awful lot of things before then. -- Mrs. Slocombe Expects, "What would we do without you at the helm, sir?" Share. -- The Apartment, "I was known as Gruesome Goldberg, the Gulders Green Gorilla." Mr Wilberforce Claybourne Humphries , sales assistant, later senior assistant in menswear. "I'm getting a lot of air but very little authority." -- The Night Club, "One jelly with cream on top!" -- Fifty Years On, "Yes, your highness. -- Takeover, " 'I, Ernest Grainger, being of sound mind'...that wasn't true, for a start...'having given the best years of my life to your store, regretfully have to tell you that you're a miserable old boot!' -- No Sale, "I shan't share my confidences with you if you're going to mock me." As part of the fire training, the shop floor staff are shown how to carry out a fireman's lift. Mr. Rumbold forcing him into the lift, pressing the down button, the doors closing forever on that tear-stained, wrinkled old face as it disappears forever into the bargain basement. Playing Sick: Mr Lucas tries to fake being sick so he can meet a woman coming down from Oop North. -- The Junior, "If your brains was dynamite, you still wouldn't have enough to blow your ears off." I woke up at Queensway to find a sergeant major in the Royal Engineers tryin' to take my fuse out." Mr. Goldberg, who blackmails Peacock into approving him to be hired to replace Mr. Tebbs, confirms that Peacock served in North Africa but seems to prove that Peacock's real rank was corporal. Now get back behind your counter." -- Anything You Can Do, "Captain Peacock, would you mind Bisselling in another direction?" - Top Hat and Tails. Directed by David Croft. Do you know who this is, Mr. Grace? Jumping on pieces of paper doesn't sound very serious to me. -- The Club. -- Mrs. Slocombe Expects, "I haven't been getting it for years." "That was a memorable day. The actor was best known for his role as ladies' man Mr Lucas in the 1970s BBC sitcom set in a department store but he also worked in the theatre. -- Closed Circuit, "We seem to have traveled from the grotesque to the bizarre." -- His and Hers. Slocombe." Mr. Humphries: "She wants to remove my shirt and put a bra there instead." -- Sit Out, "I think you must have something wrong with your camera--I look all fat." -- No Sale, "I thought it was a bit cheeky, mind, the way you told that Arab that you thought they were Jewish umbrellas." Mr. Beverley Harman: What do you want - India Tea powder, or China Tea Powder?. was launched as a 1972 episode in the BBC's Comedy Playhouse slot, before it … -- The Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe. -- Is It Catching? "Mrs. Slocombe, does this mean that we're going to lose you?" 1. -- The Hero. -- The Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe, "Now, I've got my dander up, so just watch it!" -- Front Page Story, "The last time I had a box at Covent Garden, I had a box on me head full of cauliflower." -- The Junior, "Are you working at an award for fighting inflation?" That's nice, we're friends again." -- German Week, "You young salesmen just don't know how not to sell clothes." -- New Look, "There's no need to lie to me--I work here." -- The Punch and Judy Affair, "You are not a funny policeman! -- Takeover, "One more insult from that man and these clothes are coming off!" -- A Personal Problem, "At his age, he's lucky to have a sense of anything." No, I don't owe him any money...I don't owe him anything. One flight of stairs and he won't be able to get his breath back 'til after breakfast." In fact, Little Boy Blue is seriously contemplatin' on handin' in his horn." 34:24. -- Shedding the Load, "I've got it! Wherein Mr. Lucas has a dilemma and there is an almost normal day at Grace Brothers. Mr Humphries' colleagues and 'best friends' (although he denied this) were Mr Lucas and Mr Spooner. Mr. Humphries: Gets more informal every minute.-Mr. Humphries 24332. Old men get a bit short-tempered at times. Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. What do you mean there's someone coming up the garden path in a kilt? -- Do You Take This Man? - Pilot -- The Agent. With Mollie Sugden, John Inman, Frank Thornton, Wendy Richard. If I can't find a tin-opener, it's going to be a nail and a hammer and two holes in a can of vegetable soup with straws for everybody to suck it up with!" (1977) and The Tomorrow People (1973). "I tell you what I'll do...I'll save up and buy a hot-air balloon, then I can float it across the floor untouched by human hands. -- Fifty Years On, "I shall get very cross in a minute." Kadrisiyavus1903. -- The Junior, "Well, we don't want people like that working here." "Mrs. Slocombe, I think I speak for all of us when I say that the sight of you in that doesn't exactly send the blood surging like fire through my veins." Created by Jeremy Lloyd, David Croft. -- Roots? -- Big Brother, (While helping Mr. Lucas getting a customer out of a sweater) "I wonder who's going to get the novelty?" -- Takeover, "Don't you answer me back or you'll get my dander up!" -- Mrs. Slocombe, Senior Person, "Do you know, he saved my life when I damaged my equipment on a stalagmite." Send. "Here we have some stimulated grass...." -- Memories are Made of This, "Blimey! Oh...Mr. Grace! Trevor Bannister, Are You Being Served's Mr Lucas, dies aged 76 This article is more than 9 years old Actor who made West End debut in 1960 and had … Meet me outside at 5:30 and we'll get it together." Browse more character quotes from Are You Being Served? Mr. Lucas serves as a representation of the fresh, current thinking in society against the stale, old-fashioned thinking that permeates Grace Brothers. "And darkness shall reign over the whole of the land until our demands are met." More information Ms Slocombe Mr Lucas -- The Apartment, "I was clearing out our attic at home the other day and I found this old calendar called 'The Week Of Love'. Hurricane of Excuses: For being late to work. -- The Apartment, "Mrs. Slocombe, I've never done anything as nature intended." ... My pussy got soakin' wet. 10 Mr. Lucas Ever-the-Junior of the Men's Department, Mr. Lucas started out as a slacker who was routinely late, failed to make any sales headway, and attracted the wrong kind of attention from his superiors. Have a nice nosh." "Well, put mine in the oven...well, if it's a salad, what's all the fuss about?" -- Is It Catching? -- The Old Order Changes (see Miss Brahms' retort below), "What, him? "If you ask me, you're up to your neck in it." -- The Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe, "I'd like to state here and now that I'm being victimized for my opinions." Mr. Dick Lucas Quotes in Are You Being Served? -- New Look (see Miss Brahms' response below), "Men's wear--no, this is not Mr. Australian edition. Next please.'" -- His and Hers, "You're lucky to have me at all, Captain Peacock. Mr. Humphries [to Mrs. Slocombe] Well, I used to have these funny turns, you see. Lucas." -- It Pays to Advertise. Quotes. -- Closed Circuit, "Hers (her face) is more than lived-in, it's got squatters." -- Dear Sexy Knickers, "The sheer excitement of an announcement by Mr. Rumbold is sending the blood pounding through my temples already." Whatever you do, don't open the door unless it's a young policeman carrying a rolled umbrella. Directed by David Croft. -- Oh What a Tangled Web, "If one were drowning, Mr. Rumbold would be the first to hold out an electric cow prod." Mr. Lucas/Mr. - Yes... (as a reply to any question beginning with 'Why?') Share the best GIFs now >>> Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries: [the last nun in the line, moving away from the others] Peace be with you, sisters! -- Mrs. Slocombe, Senior Person, "Wild horses couldn't drag the information from me...but I will point." ... An unusual excuse for being late: "The central heating broke down and I had to hold my pussy in front of it. he says. Trevor Bannister (as Mr. Lucas), Mollie Sugden (as Mrs. Slocombe), Frank Thornton (as Captain Peacock), Arthur Brough (as Mr. Grainger), John Inman (as Mr. Humphries), Wendy Richard (as Miss Brahms), and Nicholas Smith (as Mr. Rumbold). Quotes without episode titles are used multiple times throughout the series. "A remarkable garment indeed." With Mollie Sugden, Trevor Bannister, Frank Thornton, John Inman. -- Is It Catching? Now, if this was Star Trek, I would put it on the transporter beam in the cellar, it'd dissolve in a lot of lights, and reappear up here." -- His and Hers, "A glass of water for Mr. Grainger...and a tranquilizer for Mr. -- Front Page Story, "Oh, he spoke! -- Goodbye, Mr. Grainger, "Stop him, Captain Peacock! Captain Peacock, Mr. Humphries, Mrs. Slocombe, Miss Brahms, & Mr. Rumbold. Mr Humphries' colleagues and 'best friends' (although he denied this) were Mr Lucas and Mr … -- It Pays to Advertise, "For what you are about to receive, may you be truly grateful." The department staff all fear catching a cold. -- German Week (see Mr. Lucas' response below), "Do you know, I think this hat's too tight...it's making me feel quite giddy." ... Mr. Lucas: "You should stop answering the door in a tiara." Mrs Slocombe: (looking in the box) Oh! -- The Punch and Judy Affair. It wasn't quite dark enough so I stuck me head in the oven for five minutes on regulo two." -- Mrs. Slocombe Expects, "Well, I'm not too keen on your nicking my knockers!" But if you can't manage a smile, a little unsolicited gratuity. -- The Punch and Judy Affair, "Let's say we're a typical married couple coming into the store. Of course, if I've got visitors coming, I do something special." -- No Sale, "One has to take one's wife out occasionally for an airing." -- Closed Circuit, "They do fantasize at that age, don't they?" -- Do You Take This Man? "Oh, I see...workers not allowed to have a sense of humour, hey? -- The Club, "When we take over, you'll be the first to go, you know that, don't you?" I bet he's fair worn out with gettin' up early and standing in the frozen snow. -- Oh What a Tangled Web, "The face eludes me but I recognize the walk." -- The Punch and Judy Affair. -- Strong Stuff, This Insurance, "I can just picture it--brought down by a flying tackle as I take my teddy to the bathroom." Ooh! What do you mean... Mrs. Slocombe. -- Wedding Bells, "One of them stayed for sherry and showed me how his handcuffs worked." But if they do, they have to do it very, very nicely... ....all right, you mob, come in." He died on April 14, 2011 in Thames Ditton, Surrey, England. Mr. Humphries (smiling): "You've been there early, haven't you?" -- Happy Returns, "No, quite right, an assassination attempt deserves a sack." -- Anything You Can Do, "But as the food is up to cordon bleu and above you got to order early then the chef knows what tins to open." -- The Punch and Judy Affair, "It's not a question of not liking it, it's just a question of not yet!" -- Is It Catching? However, later when Mr. Rumbold is talking to Mr. Grace about the sudden drop in sales, he says they are "still 20 pounds short" of the previous Monday. -- Mrs. Slocombe, Senior Person, "There's a mouse around my drawers!" -- Anything You Can Do, "He's all lip and let's have a look at your knockers, that snooty one's all mouth and trousers, and as for her, she's just dead common." Here are 10 things you don't know about the cast of this saucy classic. Mr. Beverley Harman: The actual packet!Look, there's not point being fussy [rips a packet open and pours the powder into the cup of hot water on Rumbold's desk] Mr. Beverley Harman: Here, have the Indian! -- No Sale, "No, I've been hitchhiking dressed as a sailor." My pussy got soakin' wet. -- Do You Take This Man? Are you being served… I suppose you'll have your lips in a sling for the rest of the week now." "Mr. Humphries, why are you different than the others?" -- Closed Circuit, "I hung on to this lamp-post and we sang songs to keep us warm." -- Mrs. Slocombe Expects, "I wish I could afford that." -- Roots? Mr. Dick Lucas: Hey, you see the one at the back - I seem to recognise the walk! -- The Old Order Changes (see Mrs. Slocombe's preceding comment), "They're getting very thorough in display, aren't they?" -- Shedding the Load, "Shut up, I'm on your side." Are you being served… Mr. Lucas: (approaching the box eagerly, hands outstretched to take it from her) Well, come on, let's have a look at it, then! Mr Humphries (John Inman) (also appeared in Grace and Favour and Are You Being Served? -- Is It Catching? -- The Club. -- Fifty Years On, "Assistant thirteen speaking--unlucky for some." -- The Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe, (To Mr. Humphries) "Last night I dreamt you were Squirrel Nutkin." 'Captain Peacock's nothing but a nitpicking old busybody, and Mrs. Slocombe is a frustrated old cow. -- Is it Catching? -- Strong Stuff, This Insurance, "I am the fairy queen, and now I must retire. He was married to Pam Carson and Kathleen Cravos. -- Anything You Can Do, "He was so angry, he forgot he was detached." Not now that I'm doing the lace mats." Should I grovel off, or back away respectively?" -- Founder's Day, "It is my experience after thirty years in the distributive trade, that customers place more trust in an honest prune than in someone desperately trying to look like Donny Osmond! -- The Hero, "Captain Peacock wears a dinner jacket, you know--Lady Peacock sails down the stairs in her tiara--'Fancy a sherry before we have the baked beans on toast?' "I can hardly feel anything anywhere." (1977), Mr. Humphries waltzes into the airport in a pink outfit, Watching Mr Lucas trying to stuff a sandwich into his jacket pocket, the last nun in the line, moving away from the others. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Are You Being Served animated GIFs to your conversations. -- Camping In, "I have never seen so much crawling since the last time I was at the reptile house in the zoo." 3. "He … -- Anything You Can Do, "We could run the canteen better than what they does do. -- Happy Returns, "Get on to your friend at the Tailor and Cutter, Mr. Humphries, and insert an advertisement. -- Mrs. Slocombe Expects, "It would be a catastrophe!" It's dropped down!" -- The Junior, "Await your orders? The misadventures of the staff of a retail floor of a major department store. -- Wedding Bells, "I can tell you exactly what you'd see--tea for two, a silly old muffin and a tired, old bit of crumpet." (1972 - 1985) Description; Intros (0) Credits (0) Youtube Videos (1) Covers (1) Quotes (34) Comments (20) Edit Title; Edit Debut Date; Edit End Date; Change Logs; Are You Being Served? (1977) Share. -- The Agent, "I must get back to it, whatever it is." I'm very busy...go and boil your head." ", "I couldn't help overhearin' your conversation, seein' as how I've been listenin' to every word. May I take your order? "I always go to the club on Tuesday evening-----no, no, no...the strip club." Mr James 'Dick' Lucas was portrayed by Trevor Bannister between 1972 and 1979. --, "She looks as if she's got a permanent smell under her nose." Mrs. Axelby had to put me to bed." "So it's all coming out now, is it?" I'll bet that came as a bit of a strain to you. -- The Old Order Changes, "The word versatile has been applied to me before." 'No, I think I'll wait and have one with the cocoa.'" "Mrs. Slocombe, you do have a way with words." Take my body but leave my jewels alone." The flamboyant Mr. Humphries, cutie cockney Miss Brahms, bumbling womanizer Mr. Lucas, and totally over-the-top Mrs. Slocombe bring the battle of the sexes to the front lines of comedy. Here are 10 things you don't know about the cast of this saucy classic. "It's excitin', isn't it! He put it under his tongue, but swallows it after Captain Peacock tells him to speak more clearly. -- The Apartment, "As a matter of fact, I was asking myself that...and I told myself that it was none of my business." Share. -- Do You Take This Man? In the episode entitled "Fire Practice", Mr. Lucas states that Captain Peacock served "out East" during the war, which Captain Peacock acknowledges. (1972), Are You Being Served? Are You Being Served - S1/E5 'Diamonds Are A Mans Best Friend' John Inman, Wendy Richard, Molly Sugden. -- Strong Stuff, This Insurance, "Me alarm's working." The flamboyant Mr. Humphries, cutie cockney Miss Brahms, bumbling womanizer Mr. Lucas, and totally over-the-top Mrs. Slocombe bring the battle of the sexes to the front lines of comedy. Jan 16, 2015 - Are You Being Served? Are You Being Served? The arch-villainess is unmasked at last!" -- Sit Out, "I think Mr. Humphries may have put his finger on it." It's makin' you frown. Dear Sexy Knickers is the second episode of Are You Being Served's first series, and second episode overall, which was broadcast on 21 March 1973.. Summary [edit | edit source]. -- The Old Order Changes, "What a pitiful sight it's going to be, isn't it? : Mr. Humphries (referring to Miss Brahms): "She's got a nerve!" -- The Apartment, "When a man's got a boil on his bum, he'd better belt up!" -- Oh What a Tangled Web, "I just bare my soul and reveal everything...then run like hell." Lucas." Humphries!" Trevor Bannister (as Mr. Lucas), Mollie Sugden (as Mrs. Slocombe), Frank Thornton (as Captain Peacock), Arthur Brough (as Mr. Grainger), John Inman (as Mr. Humphries), Wendy Richard (as Miss Brahms), and Nicholas Smith (as Mr. Rumbold). -- It Pays to Advertise, "If anything is to be located in my cleavage, I'll do the locating.... Ooh! Your favorite quotes from Mr. Lucas. Sort: Relevant Newest # santa claus # are you being served # john inman # grace brothers # mr. humphries # dance # areyoubeingserved # mrsclocombe # are # are you being served? # mrs. slocombe # captain peacock # mr. humphries # season 2 # robot # adult swim # … Search, discover and share your favorite Are You Being Served GIFs. Lucas?" -- Anything You Can Do, "Mr. Rumbold just can't see anybody nilly-willy." -- New Look, "You have such exciting knees." With Mollie Sugden, Trevor Bannister, Frank Thornton, John Inman. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. -- The Punch and Judy Affair, "I'm a funny policeman." -- German Week, (Responding to Mr. Lucas' comment about chastity belts above) "Don't worry, I'll be back into it as soon as you got home." Mr. Humphries (smiling): "You've been there early, haven't you?" -- Anything You Can Do, "She's had a lot of experience in the kitchen, only very little of it to do with cooking." -- Do You Take This Man? --. are you being served 95242 GIFs. -- Wedding Bells, "Pick a big one, darlin'." We've been married for ten years, we know what we want, but we don't know where to find it." He was an actor, known for Are You Being Served? I've got it! Mr Humphries & Mr Lucas Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries: [the last nun in the line, moving away from the others] Peace be with you, sisters!-- Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries -- Do You Take This Man? "People aren't so keen to creep up behind you if they think you're looking over your shoulder." If I tell 'em to come in, that's a fractured protocol. -- New Look, "We women can speak just as well as what you men can." -- Mrs. Slocombe Expects, "It's bunged up with sentiment." Trevor Bannister, Are You Being Served's Mr Lucas, dies aged 76 This article is more than 9 years old Actor who made West End debut in 1960 and had … Mr. Dick Lucas Quotes: Mr. Dick Lucas: [Mr. Humphries waltzes into the airport in a pink outfit] Oh blimey, it's the sugar plum fairy! By then, he had firmly put Are You Being Served? "If we're going to kiss it, we ought to know what it is." Mr. Dick Lucas: I hope you remember that when the time comes! Trevor Bannister was born on August 14, 1934 in Durrington, Wiltshire, England as Trevor Gordon Bannister. -- Mrs. Slocombe Expects, "I can't tell 'em to come in--I mean, I'm subservient! Next Character. -- The Hero, "He's the one that runs about in shorts, telling you how the world began. And as for Mr. Humphries...' oh, dear, I did go too far." -- Takeover, "Mr. Humphries, it would help if you turned the same way as Mr. S05 E03 & E05 and any other missing episodes of Are you being served will be uploaded on our Vimeo Channel..... https://vimeo.com/user83614829 Archbishop Halitosis!" -- Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries . -- Strong Stuff, This Insurance, (Answering the phone) "Ladies' intimate apparel...I said, Ladies' intimate apparel...oh, all right then, knickers and knocker-covers!" Now we're getting down to the gritty-nitty." "White trashhh"- The Bliss Girl. One of my favorites is in the Canteen from the eppy 'The Hand of Fate' when Mr. Humphries reads Mrs. Slocombes future. -- Strong Stuff, This Insurance, "I thought they were blue to match her varicose veins." -- Lost & Found, "Too late, I've accepted." It's just what I've always wanted! Meet me outside at five-thirty and we'll get it together."] -- The Punch and Judy Affair. Miss Brahms: (leaning aside to peek in) Lovely, innit! Language: English Words: 629 Chapters: 1/1 … -- The Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe, "Old bat seeks comfortable tree to hang in." -- Shedding the Load, "...I wanted to take my wife back to her birthplace in Wales, for old times' sake, to Bangor." has been left out of the remake over claims he was “too lecherous”. -- Strong Stuff, This Insurance, "I'll sleep in the bath--after twenty-five years, one gets the knack." -- Oh What a Tangled Web, "I should like to make it perfectly clear that I pursued everybody with my blowtickler." Let me say farewell to my trousers!'" -- A Change is as Good as a Rest, "Very realistic, isn't it?" Are You Being Served? -- Mrs. Slocombe Expects, "Mr. Lucas, at Grace Brothers, we do not con the mugs." -- Wedding Bells, "I had no idea Mrs. Slocombe's underwear was causing so much friction." "I now pronounce you manos and wifos." Mr. Lucas : I don't know. -- Closed Circuit. "In my experience, it's very difficult to find something that costs nothing that nobody else does that makes you happy." -- The Old Order Changes, "Hit 'im with the tape, Clay!" ", "There is only one person what can tell me to get out of this office, and until that person tells me to get out of this office, in this office, I shall stay." I had to dry it out in front of the fire before I left." However, later when Mr. Rumbold is talking to Mr. Grace about the sudden drop in sales, he says they are "still 20 pounds short" of the previous Monday. Are You Being Served - S 1 E 6 - Diamonds Are a Man's Best Friend. from 1972 to 1979, and for his role as Toby Mulberry Smith in the long-running sitcom Last of the Summer Wine, from 2003 until it ended its run in 2010. 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